Friday, September 26, 2008

Udderly Ridiculous ... or ... "EEEEEWWWWW!!"

In case any of you missed PETA's newest suggestion, the group has contacted our beloved Ben & Jerry's urging the popular ice cream creators to stop using cow's milk in their product and, instead, use human milk.

That's right, for those of us who mentally cringe at the thought of the possibility that we suckled (Eeeeeew) our mothers' breasts at any point, PETA might just have hit on the one and only way to curb our ice cream cravings .... even my insatiable desire for their pints of Strawberry Cheesecake.


  1. WTF? So it is okay for women to hook up to boob sucking machines for people to enjoy ice cream, but not for cows???? Plleeeeeaaaaassssseeee!

    I have no problem with breast feeding, but for ice cream???????

    I guess it would create more jobs! lol Anyone?

  2. Not surprising. After all, PETA are the people who wanted to protest at the funeral of the poor kid stabbed and beheaded on a Greyhound bus in Winnipeg as part of their campaign against eating meat.

  3. Yeeeeech! You reminded me of the article I read about the woman trying in vain to make cheese out of her breast milk, then found out that it apparently can't be done. I'm not sure about ice cream, but I wonder how much shelf space they'd get at your grocer's freezer. I'd be upset at the nausea I'm feeling now, but it's good for my diet.

  4. Oh but can't you envision the names that Ben & Jerry could come up with to market such creations? "Mother's Milk" (vanilla) "Hot Mamma" (with spice) "M.I.L.E" (a mishmash of all sorts of goodies).